Skeleton Puns : 75+ Funny skeleton jokes for Halloween and beyond

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skeleton puns : Of all the things that go bump in the night, skeletons are probably the goofiest. Unlike their fleshy cousins, the zombies, they don’t have a gory agenda. Instead, they’re usually either comic relief or sympathetic characters like Jack Skellington in The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Skeleton Puns

The patently silly nature of skeletons makes them an ideal subject for pun-making. Of course, it helps that there are so many colorful expressions involving skeletons, bones, human anatomy, and the like. If you’re excited to bone up on your skeleton puns, or just bored out of your skull, point your eye sockets at the following examples. skeleton puns

Skeleton Puns

  1. The skeleton decided to bone up on the facts for the big exam. skeleton puns
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2. There are two skeleton teachers at school. One is humerus, but the other is very sternum.

3. The one instrument that the skeleton can play better than others is the trom-bone.

4. The favorite mode of travel for skeleton pilots is—wait for it—the scareplane or the skelecopter. skeleton puns

5. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party? A: He had no body to dance with!

6. Skeletons serve tea and coffee on bone china—watch out for chips!

7. Skeletons are great at stand-up comedy—when they use their funny bone.

8. The favored historical ruler of skeletons is none other than Napoleon Bone-a-part.

9. Q: What happened to the pirate ship that sank in the sea full of sharks? A: It came back with a skeleton crew!

10. Q: What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal? A: “Bone Appetit!”

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11. Every Sunday, the skeleton plays his organ for the congregation.

12. The skeleton couldn’t help being afraid of the storm—he just didn’t have any guts.

13. Skeletons love to binge-watch their favorite shows on the skelevision.

14. The skeleton didn’t like to talk on the rotary skelephone—he preferred his cell bone.

15. The skeleton couldn’t keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.

16. That skeleton sure brought his appetite to the picnic—and also some spare ribs.

17. I wanted to tell a skeleton pun, but I don’t have the guts for it.

18. Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective? A: Sherlock Bones

19. Skeleton 1: Why are graveyards so noisy? Skeleton 2: I dunno. Why? Skeleton 1: Because of all the coffin. skeleton puns

20. Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire for too long? A: He became bone dry

21. The skeleton cried his eyes out because he didn’t have any body to love.

22. Did you hear about the skeleton that dropped out of medical school? He just didn’t have the stomach for it.

23. The skeleton played a melodic solo riff on his shiny sax-a-bone.

24. Q: Why are skeletons so calm? A: Because nothing gets under their skin!

25. Q: Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees? A: They’re LUMBARjacks! skeleton puns

26. The skeleton ordered a cabernet wine with a full body because he didn’t have one.

27. The skeleton literally didn’t mind that everyone called him a bonehead.

28. The skeleton knew what would happen next—he could just feel it in his bones.

29. The skeleton canceled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart wasn’t in it.

30. Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain on Halloween? A: He could feel it in his bones! skeleton puns

31. Q: Why did the skeleton climb up the tree? A: Because a dog was after his bones!

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Skeleton Puns Very Funny

  1. Why are skeletons bad at high-stress jobs?
    Because they’re easily rattled! skeleton puns
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2. What musical instrument do skeletons like best?
The trom-bone!

3. What happened when the skeleton went to the barbecue?
He helped himself to some spare ribs!

4. Why did the skeleton refuse to scare children on Halloween?
He didn’t have the stomach for it!

5. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle his funny bone! skeleton puns

6. Why do you never see a skeleton on a plane?
They prefer to travel by skel-ecopter!

7. Why did the skeleton insist on carrying around a bucket of gore?
Because it was his own flesh and blood!

8. What do you say to a skeleton who’s leaving on a trip?
Bone voyage!

9. What’s the best way to reach a skeleton?
Call him on his skel-phone! skeleton puns

10. How did the skeleton lose his skin?
Something made his flesh crawl!

11. Did you hear about the skeleton who made it into the Monster Hall of Fame?
He was honored with a nice skull-pture!

12. Why don’t skeletons do well at sports?
Because they have no skin in the game!
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13. Why didn’t the skeleton attend the Halloween dance?
Because he had no body to go with!

14. Why didn’t the skeleton ask someone to the Halloween dance?
He didn’t have the guts!
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15. What did the skeleton do instead of going to the dance?
He stayed home feeling bone-ly!

16. Did you hear about the skeleton who wasn’t cool?
He didn’t have a hip bone in his body!

17. What do you call a dad joke about skeletons?
A skele-pun! skeleton puns

18. I’ve been working my fingers to the bone to make this the best Halloween ever.

19. Halloween greetings from your favorite bonehead.

20. Skeleton: As in, “A skeleton in the closet,” and “Skeleton crew.” Note: a skeleton in your closet refers to a secret you have that you want to continue hiding. A skeleton crew is the minimum amount of people for a team to still be able to function. skeleton puns

21. Bone: As in, “A bone to pick,” and “Dry as a bone,” and “Bag of bones,” and “Bone of contention,” and “Bone weary,” and “Chilled to the bone,” and “Close to the bone,” and “Doesn’t have a jealous bone in his body,” and “Feel it in your bones,” and “Jump someone’s bones,” and “Lazy bones,” and “Skin and bone,” and “Sticks and stones may break my bones and words can contribute to systemic oppression,” and “The bare bones,” and “Work one’s fingers to the bones.”

Funny skeleton jokes for Halloween and beyond

How did skeletons send mail in the old days? The bony express!

Funny skeleton jokes for Halloween and beyond
  1. Who is the most famous French skeleton? Napoleon bone-apart.

2. How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? It could feel it in it’s bones.

3. What was the skeletons favorite rock band? The Grateful Dead.

4. Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.

5. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the scary movie? He didn’t have the guts!

6. Why did the skeleton have to go to church to play music? They don’t have any organs! skeleton puns

7. What do you call a skeleton who uses a door bell? A dead ringer.

8. Why do skeletons hate the winter? Because the cold goes right through them.

9. Why didn’t the skeleton eat spicy food? He didn’t have the stomach for it.

10. What do boney people use to get into their homes? Skeleton keys!

11. Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body. skeleton puns

12. Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

13. Why do skeletons like to drink milk? Because milk is so good for the bones!

14. Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school? He was boning up for his exams!

15. Why did the skeleton run up the tree? A dog wanted to eat it’s bones.

16. Why don’t skeletons like parties? Because they have no body to dance with.

17. What does a skeleton use to call his friends? A tele-bone. skeleton puns

18. When does a skeleton laugh? When something tickles his funny bone.

19. What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numbskull!

20. What’s a skeleton’s favorite type of plant? A bone-zai tree!

21. What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bone-ly!

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