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Pink GuyNickelodeon Girls Lyrics : Pink Season : In this song, Pink Guy expresses his rage about the lack of attractive, older teen females on Nickelodeon nowadays and how they’ve been replaced with preteens, meaning he can no longer use the channel for his sexual gratification.

Nickelodeon Girls Lyrics
Song: Nickelodeon Girls
Artist: Pink Guy
Produced by : Eric North, josh pan & Pink Guy
Album : Pink Season

Pink Guy Nickelodeon Girls Lyrics

[Intro] Pink Guy Nickelodeon Girls Lyrics
(Hello, Nickelodeon headquarters)
Hi, sorry to disturb you this-this late in the night
Uh, I-I have a serious inquiry directed toward Nickelodeon, uh
My question is, what the fuck are you doing?
You know, y’all used to have some fire bitches
When I turn on the TV I’m trying to see my favorite bitches

Zoey 101?Jennette McCurdy? Oh my God, ugh
And now all you got is these preteens
Bruh, I’m not a pedo
I’m not trying to look at these little kids and get aroused, mrrr
Now I can’t watch Nickelodeon with my dick in my hand anymore
Now I’m fucking upset
This is some fucking bullshit
Mrrrr! Pink Guy Nickelodeon Girls Lyrics

[Chorus]
Dan Schneider Pink Guy Nickelodeon Girls Lyrics
Bring all my bitches back
I need all my bitches, I need all my bitches

[Verse]

The new shit you put out is wack
Dan Schneider Pink Guy Nickelodeon Girls Lyrics
I’m just trying to get an erection
But now that these kids looking 13 and under
My penis will suffer
Dan fucking Schneider (Schneider)
This ain’t a fucking game, bitch

I wanna watch a sitcom
With my hand on my dick
I wanna see a titty (Titty)
Not fucking kid shit
Return all the hot chicks
Or you gon’ get it, bitch
ICarly, iCarly Pink Guy Nickelodeon Girls Lyrics

I don’t care if you look like Michael Jackson
As long as you giving me action
And Freddy gon’ film the reaction
Sam gonna join in
And suck me a fat one
Nickelodeon girls Pink Guy Nickelodeon Girls Lyrics
Can’t live without ’em (Whew)

Ariana Grande (Ariana Grande)
I know I drive a Hyundai (I know I drive a Hyundai)
I can put you in a coma (I can put you in a coma)
Have brunch on a Sunday (Have brunch on a Sunday, fancy)
My dick put you in a coffin
All night screaming and tossing, ugh
Victoria Justice Pink Guy Nickelodeon Girls Lyrics

I know you tryna touch this
Lizzie McGuire is tight
But I bet Zoey’s tighter
You can find me in her bed
Digging through that vaginer
Amanda Bynes, you a little bit crazy
But you can still have my babies (Whew)
Go down like a dog with the rabies
Y’all can’t save me

Uh, a little bit of weed, hard liquor for the ladies
Got me feeling like a young Dan Schneider from the 80’s
With a Jewish law firm and an all black Mercedes
She playing with the balls like Brady (Ay)
Fuck off with the shitty little kids with their stupid shit
I only wanna see the ones with a body fit

And I don’t want to be the one to be a little bitch about it
But I’m just saying what everybody is thinking (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
Where the titties at? Pink Guy Nickelodeon Girls Lyrics
Dan Schneider why you ruining your business?
You realize I’d probably buy cable if you keep all the girls
And the ratings all stable
‘Cause I ain’t tryin’ to see a young baby in the cradle

‘Cause I’m not a pedophile
I’m not trying to see that shit (C’mon man)
The girls I have sexualized are all in their 20’s and 30’s
(Disclaimer!) Pink Guy Nickelodeon Girls Lyrics
I’m not saying you should change all the bitches
But at least something after 10:30 (30!)

[Chorus]

Dan Schneider Pink Guy Nickelodeon Girls Lyrics
Bring all my bitches back
I need all my bitches, I need all my bitches
I need all my bitches back

[Outro] Pink Guy Nickelodeon Girls Lyrics
I love you Dan Schneider, just please bring them back

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